Wrote this slowly enough for the keyboard to leave fingerprints.
Human first
Human-typed slop
A minimal social app where every post must clear attested in-app typing checks. The mechanism resists paste dumps and automated clients; it does not prove who is behind the device.
What Slopper is building
Human first
Verified twice
Readable feeds
Screenshots
Posts feel familiar, with replies, likes, and a small typing-confidence score.
Keystrokes create a visible rhythm and raise confidence as you write.
When text arrives all at once, posting stays disabled and the reason is plain.
The rest of the network stays simple: identity, follows, and typed posts.
How it holds up
The iOS composer captures timing while someone types. The write endpoint receives the exact body plus behavioral proof, verifies an App Attest assertion, recomputes confidence, checks freshness, and inserts only after the post clears the threshold. This supports a claim about the app and observed input signals, not human identity.
Typing metrics are recorded while the text is composed.
The client sends the post body and a bounded proof envelope.
The Edge Function rejects mismatches, stale proofs, and low scores.
Current status
New accounts need a single-use invite code. Returning members can sign in with email.
Email me to request an invite.